The Dream Is Dead

Well folks, it’s over. The dream is dead. Some punk in Cali won 1.5 billion dollars, leaving the rest of us poor and going back to work tomorrow. Was nice day dreaming about flying around the world on my private plane, building mansions on my private island, and constructing a life-sized Facility level from GoldenEye while it lasted. I’m left with a couple hundred dollars lighter in my bank account and ashes floating around my kitchen. Fuck you to whoever won, may your family get kidnapped and held for ransom.

PS: About 1,000 people let me know I lit 2 or 4 dollars on fire. Seriously guys? I get it, but I was in this for 1.5 billion, not 2 dollars. You don’t buy 200ish dollars of lotto tickets over the last couple weeks to get excited about 2 dollars. You buy 200ish dollars of lotto tickets over the last couple weeks because you are an idiot.